Michelle Malkin Blames Obama For Islam

August 30, 2009

 

"Islam in America? Over my dead body!"

"Islam in America? Over my dead body!"

A few months ago, our queen of fear the Muslims posted this column at townhall. Here is a snippet:

America faces an ongoing Islamic jihad at home and abroad. Not merely “man-caused.” But Koran-inspired. Yet, Obama refuses to spell out the centuries-old roots of the war that he claims he’ll win faster, better and cleaner than any of his predecessors.

Note to self: weird right wing language logic:  since most jihads are made by “man” why even use the word  “caused”? Is there a implication that some people think that Katrina caused the new Jihad??? or something. Since the Koran was written by “man” . . .oh forget it, I am already confused.

Note to self: still waiting for the “islamic Jihad” here in America. MMM I am still Waiting!!!

Another source, but which is yet to be confirmed, says that when Michelle Malkin  learned that Hosni Mubarak would be visiting the White House August 19, she grew angry, and the source which apparently came from  someone that over heard a cell phone conversation of someone else saying at a local bar in a seedy side of Hollywood, Florida. That. . .”Islam is all Obama’s fault.”  And accused his wife, Michelle Obama, not only of being a crony, but also of not dressing like a Real first lady, and that the first lady is ” helping her husband promote Islam.” All of this can not yet be confirmed but boy does that sound like Michelle Malkin.


Cheney Accuses Obama of “scaring the hell out of me.”

August 30, 2009

 

Dick Cheney, The Dark Lord himself, speaks again?

Dick Cheney, The Dark Lord himself, speaks again?

Today, on Fox News Sunday,(the only news outlet he dares go on), he said that Obama “scares the hell out of me” This is in regard to the investigation of Justice Department in to the CIA “interrogations”  Why so glum Mr. Cheney? Afraid they will find your Dark Lord lightsabar?

 

UPDATE TO POST:  The author of this post would like to offer his apologies for misquoting former vice-president Cheney: Mr. Cheney’s actual responds to the calls for an investigation into “enhanced interrogation techniques” was that he was,  “offended as hell.”  You can see it here.